Once upon a time, on November 6, 2024, to be exact, and in the United States of America, a little fairy was born. She is named The Blue Fairy. The scene opens on this Wednesday morning outside of a gym.

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MEGAN
Oh my gosh! I'm so happy to finally

meet you in person, Andrew.

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ANDREW
Super great to meet you, too,

Megan.

Poof! The Blue Fairy appears.

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MEGAN
Oh my gosh!!! What is that???

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The little Blue Fairy smiles and waves at Megan.

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ANDREW
(Looks around and sees

nothing)
Hahaha...what are you talking about?

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MEGAN
(Points at the Blue Fairy)

Right there! She's practically on your shoulder.

 

ANDREW
(Frightened but trying to

hide it)
Hahaha...what is on my shoulder?

 

MEGAN
Like a fairy, or something!!

 

The Blue Fairy chuckles. Then, she speaks, and only Megan can hear her.

 

THE BLUE FAIRY

Ask him who he voted for.

 

MEGAN

What??!

 

THE BLUE FAIRY
Okay, ask him if he thinks Marjorie

Taylor Greene is hot.

 

MEGAN
Ewww!!! You have got to be joking!

 

ANDREW
(Chuckles nervously and

stares back at everyone

who stares at them)
Ha ha ha, Megan, babe, I haven't said anything.

 

MEGAN
Who did you vote for, Andrew?

 

ANDREW
What? Come on, Megan, stop joking

around.

 

THE BLUE FAIRY
If I touch him, and he turns blue,

just know he voted for Trump. Also, he'll be literally blue from now on.

 

Megan stares in disbelief. The Blue Fairy touches Andrew's neck. Poof! He turns blue! Megan screams.

 

MEGAN
What the hell, Andrew! You claimed

to be a liberal on Hinge!!

 

ANDREW
Yeah, I am. Go Democrats or

whatever. What are you even talking about?

 

Megan points at the outside gym glass. Andrew sees his blue reflection. He screams like a little girl.

 

ANDREW

(CONT'D)

What did you do to me????

 

MEGAN
Excuse you! I did nothing to you,

but you did everything to us.

 

The Blue Fairy laughs and leaves off to help the rest of society. Nicholas Fuentes sits in room with his desktop computer.

 

NICHOLAS FUENTES

(Moving his hands like a

fly, after posting "Your Body, My Choice" on X)
Time to ruin more lives. Women are like...

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Poof! The blue fairy appears and makes Nicholas Fuentes disappear. Cut to a T.V. at a home.

 

TV REPORTER
Breaking news, more people are turning blue,

and, in some cases, purple with lizard skin.

Many other famous Neo-Nazis and renowned creeps,

like Nicholas Fuentes, Elon Musk, Andrew Tate, Vladimir

Putin, Trump, and his associates have disappeared.

We do not know who the next President is.

We also do not know if these new physical traits are curable.

 

THE BLUE FAIRY
It's quite simple; you see, people who display

hate against sex, gender, and sexuality turn blue;

it is reversible, if and when they choose to erase the

hate from their minds and hearts. As for the disappearances,

well, let's just say, I helped them blue up, think of the

little girl, Violet, from Willy Wonka and Marge Dursley

in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

 

TV REPORTER
Oh my gosh!! Is anybody else seeing

this???

 

The producers motion for her to ask the Blue Fairy about the screen monitor's questions.

 

TV REPORTER

(CONT'D)

Ummm, but what about the new

purple, slimy, lizard skin people??

 

THE BLUE FAIRY

(Finds her camera angle

and smiles)
Ohhh! That's the collaboration of me and my cousin, the Red Fairy!

 

TV REPORTER

Red Fairy??

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THE BLUE FAIRY
Oh, yes! He is in charge of making the racists and bigots turn red,

depending on the level of hate, they'll transform into toads, and

in most cases, I also turn them get involved; eventually, they'll

morph into purple toads, warts and all!

 

The producers signal the reporter to ask more.

 

TV REPORTER
And, is that also reversible?

 

THE BLUE FAIRY

Goodness me! But, of course! As

long as...

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TV REPORTER

They remove their hate.

 

THE BLUE FAIRY
Exactly! It's not that difficult,

is it?

 

TV REPORTER
Oh! Now we can tell our absentee reporter, Frank, how to

cure his purple, slimy skin!!

 

BLACKOUT.

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