Trumpty the Humpty Dumpty was a rotten egg
Who only cared about seggs.
No woman wanted him,
so he’d go and suck a 
Cock-a-doodle-doo, time’s running out for you.

Rude and decrepit was his motto,
Too bad he’s never worth the lotto.
He’s a tyrant through and through
but a constant failure, too.

He made allies with evil men;
they’ll all betray him then.
He longed for walls,
but his body settles for falls.

All the cracks are starting to show,
it’s something you can’t hide with a bow.
Dementia has its hold,
what we’re seeing is his mind fold.

Time waits for no one;
after all, he weighs a ton.